So, I don't know much about this bloggin' crap.

Sounds a little like masturbation to me.

My friend Sally though tells me that this is an easy way to get my message out to the world and I should quit bitching about it.

My friend Son of A Bitch Mitch thinks it'll be a good way to get some trim.

I'm not really interested in either.

Mainly, I just want to know who I am.

On March 31, 2007 I woke up in Pittsburgh.

I don't remember anything else.

Hopefully, someone will remind me. 

My name is Sam. I have no memory. I woke up in Pittsburgh.