The Facts

Or shit that may be true.

I'm coming up on my birthday. I'll be 2. Since I'm not sure what's going on in my head, I thought I'd list everything I know for certain.

1. My name is Samuel
It just feels right

2. I'm Jewish
I know Hebrew and the Torah, Talmud, and Haftorah
a. Maybe I'm not

3. I suffered some sort of fall.

4. I make the best White Russian in Pittsburgh
Rog would be the expert.

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