So I have this Nooner named Mitch.

A Nooner is all the regular customer who come into the bar at noon to get drunk with the sun.

Mitch is a Vet and he fucking tells you every single day that he is a god damn VET.

He's also a Son of a Bitch. Hence Son of a Bitch Mitch.

Can after can of IC Light he pours down his stinking gullet and always melancholy about the war. Mitch is a fucking bummer.

"Things happened man, things I can't even speak about. They live inside my head."

Mitch is also a sex predator. He got caught on that hidden camera expose at some 13 year old girl's house in fucking Altoona of all places.

He says he only like little girls if they are Asian. Something about good times in Da Nang.

I don't know why he would think I would want to know that.

Mitch is a cranky pederast. The first words out of his mouth are curse words and the last words are racial slurs. He got kicked out of the American Legion in Middle Hill for that.

I still serve him though, why not?

I don't remember a fucking thing about my life, maybe we were best friends. Fuck if I know.

Everybody deserves a chance to escape. Everybody.